Today, I heard a man call a girl a r*tard. Furious, I stormed up to him and demanded he apologize for using such a vile slur. The girl started laughing her ass off and said, "Mind your own business, r*tard." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, I handed a written complaint to a shop manager about an employee who had used foul language to my teenage daughter. I then watched as he took the complaint to the employee in question, they read it together, laughed, then the manager tore it in half and threw it in the bin. FML
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
Today, I made fun of a crazy-looking woman at the park. The man next to me turned out to be her husband, and he dragged me by my ear over to apologize to her. My friends are still laughing at me and my ear is swollen to twice the usual size. FML
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Top comments
Sinshine 28
Stop policing random people's language. It's not your place to butt into strangers' interactions, no matter how fowl their language and by "storming up to them and demanding things", you certainly won't convince anyone of anything anyway.
RichardPencil 32
It's not easy being a social justice warrior. You have to pick your battles prudently.
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Comments (15)
Sinshine 28
Stop policing random people's language. It's not your place to butt into strangers' interactions, no matter how fowl their language and by "storming up to them and demanding things", you certainly won't convince anyone of anything anyway.
mooshake 15
While it seems rude for someone to say, who knows what people are like. It’s usually always best to keep your nose out of other peoples business unless you can very very clearly see someone is being bullied or abused. It is nice to stand up for people but try and make sure they need it first.
mfranks19891989 10
While you had good intentions, you should stick your nose into others peoples business. As she was only being called a retard, that something that can be ignored. Also they could be family and just teasing each other.
RichardPencil 32
It's not easy being a social justice warrior. You have to pick your battles prudently.
johnnyswallop 18
Or better yet...f*** off.
Mungolikecandy 19
At point call them something worse than that one and walk off.
acmariner99 25
*Triggered* - mind your own business!
Mathalamus 25
You deserved it. Don't meddle in other peoples business.
E2dav 5
While I'm all for standing up for someone being abused, bullied etc. this wasn't one of those occasions.
crazy_joe 15
Well, and you are also a moron.
baileyac 4
What is a ratard?