Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, both of my daughters were having an argument because my youngest has decided that she doesn't want kids. I defended her decision and my oldest daughter told me to STFU and called me a hypocrite. I slapped her across the face for her disrespect and now she's threatening to press charges. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, my girlfriend's kid was acting silly and cutting up in a busy parking lot. I saw a car coming towards him and yanked him to my side. He started crying and my girlfriend screamed at me for "being mean" to him. I should have let the brat get hit, I guess. If this is the stepdad life, fuck it, I'm out. FML
Today, my son was getting jumped by four boys. My daughter came outta nowhere like freakin John Cena and started rag dolling those little punks. Instead of being thankful and grateful that his sister saved his ass, he decided to complain that she made him look like weak. FML
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zingline89 18
And this is how we end up with rapists
Nutcup 16
I'd teach my daughter to hit back at anyone who treated her like that.
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HunterAlpha1 8
1. if i had a daughter i would teach her how to fight, and once i thought she was old enough she would be armed, thus eliminating any need for me to get involved directly. 2. if, for some reason she wasn't armed or capable of fighting back, the kid attacking her would be dead, end of story.
needsagf14 12
I can't stand parents like that
joea21 21
That's when you beat her ass!
tressie_fml 6
That would be a moment where a grown man could morally sock a kid across the face.
Dead_Fox 17
I agree with 191, I'd have smacked him myself, better yet, I'd teach my daughter to do it next time he came around.
oceanrain 4
Kick that kid's ass
wlddog 14
You had me at " no appointment necessary". But i could never turn you down anyway. I mean the strips.
To_Die_For 7
When I was a little kid there was a boy in my neighborhood who beat me up a lot and his recently divorced mother said the same stuff "He can do what he wants" and "Mind your own buissness" He grew up to be a complette waste off space ending up in court for sexual and violent crimes. I found this out through a family friend off his. So yes this boy has a horrible future ahead off him. Even though I do not encourage violence your daughter should stand up for herself, it may even teach this boy something about violence.
redhedsaysrawr 18
Get your daughter self defense classes OP! Theres no telling where this kid is going to go next...
pinkpanther61789 15
sadly nobody is a parent these days, we live in a society where bad behavior is simply tolerated and parents are either too lazy or exhausted to do anything. i work retail and see lots of children acting more like animals than humans and parents do absolutely nothing. props for O.P. for being a good dad!