Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, both of my daughters were having an argument because my youngest has decided that she doesn't want kids. I defended her decision and my oldest daughter told me to STFU and called me a hypocrite. I slapped her across the face for her disrespect and now she's threatening to press charges. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, my girlfriend's kid was acting silly and cutting up in a busy parking lot. I saw a car coming towards him and yanked him to my side. He started crying and my girlfriend screamed at me for "being mean" to him. I should have let the brat get hit, I guess. If this is the stepdad life, fuck it, I'm out. FML
Today, my son was getting jumped by four boys. My daughter came outta nowhere like freakin John Cena and started rag dolling those little punks. Instead of being thankful and grateful that his sister saved his ass, he decided to complain that she made him look like weak. FML
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zingline89 18
And this is how we end up with rapists
Nutcup 16
I'd teach my daughter to hit back at anyone who treated her like that.
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Comments (216)
CrookedCook 14
it really baffles me when parents say things like that. it's to talk to people that so ill minded. sometimes slap to the face is needed.
untamable_mare 4
I would have beat the tar out of the other mother, and when I was done, would have said, I can do whatever I want, too, B*&%#! haha
HMaxKing 3
I'd tell that mother a thing or two about herself and her son too
Arrowhead0006 7
Teach your daughter to beat the shit out of that kid, lest he give her any more trouble, and then give the world's biggest smirk to that irrresponsible bitch of a mother when she has to come in to comfort her crying child. That'll knock em' down a peg.
Derpylicious 3
Inform the police, Child Protective Services, and then teach your daughter self-defense.
Jtaura 10
If i had the chance i would **** him up anyday :@ bitch ass
Bebbo_fml 21
OP, you have permission to slap that bitch.
donut_gurl 8
Press charges
Pensu 12
Ah, watching male privilege develop in its natural habitat. Thanks for raising that future entitled douchebag, terrible mother. Hope your daughter is okay, OP!
SamCrow 1
Call Social Services. Seriously