Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, both of my daughters were having an argument because my youngest has decided that she doesn't want kids. I defended her decision and my oldest daughter told me to STFU and called me a hypocrite. I slapped her across the face for her disrespect and now she's threatening to press charges. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, my girlfriend's kid was acting silly and cutting up in a busy parking lot. I saw a car coming towards him and yanked him to my side. He started crying and my girlfriend screamed at me for "being mean" to him. I should have let the brat get hit, I guess. If this is the stepdad life, fuck it, I'm out. FML
Today, my son was getting jumped by four boys. My daughter came outta nowhere like freakin John Cena and started rag dolling those little punks. Instead of being thankful and grateful that his sister saved his ass, he decided to complain that she made him look like weak. FML
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zingline89 18
And this is how we end up with rapists
Nutcup 16
I'd teach my daughter to hit back at anyone who treated her like that.
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Comments (216)
truegamer100 1
if that ever happened to me, i would beat the shit out of that mother.
reallyguyz 0
U should have smacked the hoe
MsMourningStar 22
Why does my picture confuse you. An actually I'm not new, this is just the first time I've seen that picture. I don't comment on every FML just the ones that interest me.
jmck2022 3
Little punk needs a lesson! This momma would not have been so nice.
piratezombi3 4
If that happened to my children; I would seriously lose my sh*t. I know so many mothers that allow their boys to be bullies and are "*****" to other parents trying to be the adult about teaching children what is ok. All of those shitass mothers are going to raise raping, small animal killing, socially disturbed serial killers.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
I'd have lost my shit even if it was a stranger. There'd be a serious chance of a mutilated body being left over.
Reaper5639 16
You did pretty well! I would've knocked the shit out of him. There is no need to shove/hit any women around.
sweetcatastroph3 9
too bad you're a dude, or else i'd tell you to beat the shit out of her. ******* ****.
chubchube 7
God i hate parents like that. They have terrible parrenting skills and this is why we have rapists around because they've been taught to do whatever the hell they want.
doglover100 29
I'd get her karate lessons for self defense.
Sir_Swaggington 6
Please do everything in your power to keep him away from your daughter because that behavior will escalate, trust me.
Sir_Swaggington 6
I didn't stop to think that they could be school children before posting my first comment. I was assuming they were dating. If they're kids, you should enroll her in martial arts classes. They're really fun and she'll make new friends while learning to defend herself.