Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was short shifted at work because one of my employees decided not to show up. Furious, I wrote her up and made predetermined judgments about her. When she came in, I went off on her for being absent and leaving me stuck. She then informed me her mom tried to commit suicide. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, my boss explained that the company will be letting me go. She got so upset that she couldn't leave her office and I had to console her. I had to make her feel less sad for laying me off. FML
Today, I had to fire an employee for the first time in my life. She broke something that keeps breaking on its own, but she didn't report it. HR made me fire her. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I went into my boss's office to confront her about not consulting me before switching my shifts with someone else. I left in tears. FML
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Top comments
enonymous 9
"so what's your plans for the weekend?"
WCARlover 35
Moral of the story: use the stairs
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Comments (85)
bldouglas 0
well now you have plenty of time to explain why she sux at her job
fthislyfe 22
OP is a man...great!
olpally 33
As long as no one cuts a silent but deadly fart.. Then it's not so bad op..
stro88 6
Now that she's not an employee anymore you can solicit sex from her! Boo yah. Just kidding. Awkward moment cuz.
rottentomatoes 7
How did it end?
aftertheriot 0
31 stfu you're not cool
Shy_Anne 10
Awkward........
Keyman1212 14
Solicit her for sex?? Do prostitutes work in high-rises now??
leadman1989 16
At least you're not a douche. Like when Dale was firing all those people on King of the hill.
bldouglas 0
lol dale is always a douche
tsim_fml 0
i saw that 2 nights ago... who else?
MizzErikaHart 8
That's nice op didn't make her do the walk of shame alone...
Kiirst_mt1994 26
lmao
Zomg_Okay 27
Wow, thats unfortunate lol.
enonymous 9
"so what's your plans for the weekend?"
lolololer 8
"nothing much just going to make a voodoo doll with your face"
Arsonnist 3
"Well, I don't have a job anymore, so..."
enonymous 9
43 - I do that to all FML Commenters. Not strange in my eyes
jacksonseconds 0
How bout a ******* ;) ?
whitedw 0
well u gotta do wat u gotta do sometimes....
AfroD 0
That is really helpful advice :)
jellitonoctopus 19
Well that's really kind of you. No good deed goes unpunished?
structuredchaoz 4
There are plenty of punctual unemployed people right now who deserve that job. Well done.
WCARlover 35
Moral of the story: use the stairs
geege1992 3
Perfect time to give her a second chance and for you to get some head in return ;)
badactor009 0
Good way for a boss to get the axe himself.
chelsey76 6
Way to be a douchebag
Freeze_fml 17
What a fantastic idea. Smile for the security camera.
s0m3guy2010 21
"So... how was work today?"