Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, I ended things with the love of my life. I kept my composure the entire conversation, and was even fine when I got home. It wasn't until I was showering at night and found one of his hairs in my butt crack that I lost it. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
Sounds like FHL to me...
deet124 11
Just tell the truth, no lice.
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Comments (21)
Stealthninjaa 19
Sounds like a great way to split up with someone if you ask me.
Dusty_Cups 30
Why didn't you shave the moment you found out you had them? Surely that'd fix the problem and it would have saved you a lot of embarrassment.
Bearsmomma 30
I think, from the way it's worded, she JUST found out and now has to tell him. Right after also breaking up with him.
Dusty_Cups 30
Why didn't you shave the moment you found out you had them? Surely that'd fix the problem and it would have saved you a lot of embarrassment.
Elizabeth Trahan 2
maybe he gave it to you
TheWompoo 8
How do you even get pubic lice in this day and age? must have some pretty damn low standards
TheWompoo 8
How do you even get pubic lice in this day and age? must have some pretty damn low standards
criley221 19
I believe the word you were looking for is "fess" up, face up makes no sense.
Kaiesarion 15
Who does that??