Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML
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Gum_fml 0
a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.
aardvarkish 17
you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...
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Comments (639)
be1979 0
I have the same problem. I hate WOW!!! I feel as though my boys father will someday regret this!
Geckofreak97 0
mw2 is way better. And I do think that guy is an as*hole for missing his own kids award ceremony for a computer game that's not remotely worth the 15 you pay every month. By the way, that's the most unreasonable, shi*ty price ever to scour the face of the mother fu*king Earth. As*holes. Recap: Guy's an as*. Beat the shi* out of him for playing a crappy game instead of watching his son's award ceremony.
timbob101 0
haha
DllnBro 0
dude get of the ******* game. ur a grown ass man. be a father to ur son
Bdub87 0
Your husband needs some serious therapy. I would say punish him by not having sex until he gets help but i believe he would rather play WOW than even that. He needs some serious help, playing games is one thing, but missing family obligations, especially your own kids awards ceremony is someone who is some serious need of help. Threaten to divorce him unless he straitens up, I wouldn't normally say this but your kid, and you, would sadly be better off.
drew123456 0
Throw out his computer. :D
bkullas 0
awesome. wow kicks ass. best game ever. then halo 3
bigfatunderwear 0
what does OP mean?
avacada57 9
**** the alliance for the horde
kev08326 1
hey guys! they fixed the time change between bosses in VH!!! they also made locks even more OP! *votes to nerf all locks