Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML
Today, I was literally taking care of my coworker's garbage. Piss was dumped on me as I lifted the Herbie Kirby to the larger dumpster. What the fuck, people? Don’t literally leave your waste for others to take care of. FML
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
Today, at work, a lady approached me asking if I'd found a used cloth diaper on a table, and I told her it was probably in the trash. She said "That's okay, I can wash it." So I searched through several bags of trash, and when I couldn't find it, she said "Oh never mind! It's in my bag." FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML
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Top comments
olpally 33
Bloody hell!!! Definitely **** your life!! :/
lilhellian 27
You couldn't grab something from the trash? Like maybe a napkin?
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Comments (151)
olpally 33
Bloody hell!!! Definitely **** your life!! :/
sadistmonkey 19
ILoveMyArm - Stop ragging on him.
Catkam623 27
It was a joke the pun was on period@47
Allornone 35
I think 47 understood that. He also made a pun with "ragging"
sadistmonkey 19
Thank you Allornone.
shibeep 12
HAHA TROLLED....
Zimmington 21
I'm wondering if this was outside of Giovanna Plowmans' house... Nah, the tampon would've been sucked dry.
TheOneTC 8
Who is changing their tampon in public like that?
shorty6823 28
Bathrooms have garbage cans and floors to throw tampons onto as well. Not just public places.
TheOneTC 8
Yeah, but what garbage man goes into a restroom to change the garbage? I could see a janitor/custodian, but garbage men generally just pick up on street, behind buildings, etc.
forthewynne 18
42, people empty their own trash bins from the bathroom and put that trash into the trashcan that the garbage men will empty.
caitlinbblack 14
He didn't say he went into a restroom, somebody threw it on the ground outside and didn't put it in the garbage bins.
Flowsidon 6
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lilhellian 27
You couldn't grab something from the trash? Like maybe a napkin?
AboveAll04 14
you're thinking about getting a used napkin from the trash....uhhh disgusting !
ScaryGamer 6
Still doesn't matter what you are wearing. I doubt you would really wanna touch it when the trash can was right there. FYL OP
sammyjanette 17
With his luck I bet the napkin that he picked would have had come on it or something like that.
JessicaZado 11
That's so gross!
lexi365 20
You don't say...
lulubelles 33
Actually, she does.... It's right there
thatnucca 36
Funny enough it could be worse...
utohspaghettios 10
or two bloody tampon and a prom night dumpster baby
LaLa_xo 14
That's terrible. I hope you had some gloves on!
Damian95 16
Seriously, this FML is more disgusting than usual.
UnluckyGenius 21
Maybe bring a shovel to work next time? Just in case..
TheBrochure 22
How about one of those claw grabber things? Functional And fun!
UnluckyGenius 21
Now that is a great idea! Much more efficient than a shovel, except I would want to keep such an elegant tool untainted by bloody tampons..
noelasis94 18
At least the tampon put up a good fight, hence all the blood.
caitlinbblack 14
Hahha stuck up, hahaha
why57why 21
Oh that's nasty
sunworshiper 10
Anyone else read this in Cleveland's voice?
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
yes!
buddy51 23
Do you, by chance, live in Stoolville Va?
ks23 9
My faith in humanity dwindles everyday.
Treveyon56 14
Wait you still have faith. Look everyone this poor person still has faith in humanity. Sorry to tell you, But that died off years ago.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Anyone else think these "faith in humanity" comments are just as old as "shitty situations"? Sure, they're both accurate, yet far too often pointed out.
gameofthrones_fml 12
Yes, I agree #111! Too commonly used and quite the over-exaggeration in my opinion.