Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML
Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, I was in the mood for morning sex, but my wife told me to go wank it off in the bathroom. Three minutes later I was mid-wank when she started banging on the door because I was taking too long, and she needed to pee. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML
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biggestfan23 11
I think you may have a problem...
PvtParts417 15
Dude not at school! Control yourself
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Comments (316)
emmaweeee 0
At least you didn't participate in the actual reproduction, that would've been an interesting breed of frog species
coldashell 23
Did you not watch beerfest? If not, in the beginning of the movie the geeky dude makes a batch of monkey frogs or something repulsive.
Sean_got_racks 3
Hi emm ur cute:) k byee
gracehi 33
I masturbated at boot camp once. Then again, it wasn't because I was turned on by frogs.
CaramelMacchiato 13
I'm kind of afraid to ask what turned you on..
gracehi 33
Nothing unusual. There are some sexy men at boot camp.
esines 9
Dammit now I have to o **********...
Acaprice14 9
The king and the frogette.
likeAwesome 3
Frogs... really? Guess someone's got a frog fetish...
DailyTrollSlayer 4
That's my phone wallpaper!!
general58 2
at school? really?
Gothicbunnyx3 16
That is absolutely hilarious. Forever alone..
torch433 1
you hav a problem bro…needa take care of that
gracehi 33
I think he already did "take care of it." ;)
torch433 1
haha good one
DollyDope 17
Learn some self control. God knows what you will feel compelled to do during the lesson on human reproductive systems.
phatdaddy62 23
Go **** a frog.
wtfuwt 1
So you left your frog to go make some tadpoles of your own?
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Thats not disturbing at all
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Yes, that was sarcasm