Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML
Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, I was in the mood for morning sex, but my wife told me to go wank it off in the bathroom. Three minutes later I was mid-wank when she started banging on the door because I was taking too long, and she needed to pee. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML
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biggestfan23 11
I think you may have a problem...
PvtParts417 15
Dude not at school! Control yourself
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Comments (316)
psych10 4
What the hell is wrong with you
Psycho_Babydoll 26
If you'd added "I'm the teacher" to the end of that FML, my life would have been made.
patrickalamo 48
Kirmet obsession?
kellandj2019 7
your profile photo scares me
day624 14
Honestly.. I have nothing to say.. Guess you arent too picky with choosing your girlfriends eh?
MykalaMonae 7
Haha . Thats funny, I got a frog open today in science & saw her eggs .
kandi_kid69 15
You might not want to tell OP that.
sarah8309 5
263, I'm pretty sure OP has read it. So that was just stupid to post don't u think?
dawnet 5
would you like some help while you're in the bathroom? hahah, jk. xD don't worry, I've heard worse.
379_fml 11
If your older then 13 that's a problem. Ask your dad for ****
KiddNYC1O 22
Huh?
dominic1221 6
#132- If you're older than 13 and still don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", well... there's a problem.
Kimichan95 3
:U It actually is normal. When in the "Hormone" stage of life, one is easily aroused when ever talking about, listening to, or watch sexual activity. xD It's a natural reaction. IF you hear about sex, you're going to think about sex. Wheather or not it will involve frogs, is up to the listener. Just like when someone who isn't gay or a lesbian, watches lesbian or gay ****, it will make you horny on some level. :U So, yes, it sucks that he got it during class, but it's not unusual.
thebitnitz 5
You're cool...
love_isnt_enough 15
Miss Piggy is that you?