Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that age is not just a number when I completely threw out my back while sitting on the ground, gently tossing a ball. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I went to the gym to do squats. I couldn't even do it without weights on the squatting bar because it hurt too much to rest it on my back and neck. Then my friend who was with me and who is skinny as a rail easily managed it with two 45 pound weights. He claims it's from practice. I guess I’m wimpy. FML
Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML
Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
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macskapingvin 0
They looked easy because the people using them weren't horribly unfit like yourself.
grandpaearthling 2
have trouble squatting with balls? next time try balancing a pair of balls on your chin.
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Comments (66)
aznmex21 3
what'd u use sally sue, a 5lb medicine ball? wuss
GuyMcGee 0
Did you ever realize that the senior citizens were probably using 1-5 pound balls?
akd1v 0
see don't make fun of your balls
xRMBx 3
o that's just pathetic
fml98kevin 4
ydi fo bein a bitch
SkateboardGirl88 11
WOW
repede 0
I just worked out with a medicine ball yesterday and I'm feeling it today.. depends what weight you use
Fluffy_homan 0
to the "14" year old who says he squats 250 pounds... NO ONE CARES! to the OP, bad luck, it happens, start going to gym, train hard not long. Eventually you'll get there. Personally I'm looking forward to seeing the YouTube video of this :)
DjSmoz 0
u better be a chick! if not, tisk, tisk!
emandmsoccer 0
and what do you have against chicks??? I'm 17 weigh 120 and squat 145. so I don't wanna hear that you'd better be a chick crap.
GayASfuckLoseR 0
Sadddd.