Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that age is not just a number when I completely threw out my back while sitting on the ground, gently tossing a ball. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I went to the gym to do squats. I couldn't even do it without weights on the squatting bar because it hurt too much to rest it on my back and neck. Then my friend who was with me and who is skinny as a rail easily managed it with two 45 pound weights. He claims it's from practice. I guess I’m wimpy. FML
Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML
Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
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macskapingvin 0
They looked easy because the people using them weren't horribly unfit like yourself.
grandpaearthling 2
have trouble squatting with balls? next time try balancing a pair of balls on your chin.
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Comments (66)
japstertje 0
don't f•ck with medicine balls, they're awesome...
mandapanda4 0
:(
porlunlek 5
fat kid says what? haha
babymickeycakes 0
Ha
PancakesEqualLov 0
are you ******* retarded? my mom used to get into fights in her pe class and knock people out with those damn things. ydi for being a damn idiot op.
MissJJjetplane 0
don't feel bad almost every one underestimates the power and amazing-ness of medicine balls. I'm a personal trainer and the only equipment we really use are medicine balls, kettle bells, and a few dumbbells and they are amazing. with our program you don't need any machines at all. but don't feel bad for passing out. just yesterday i had this big built "in shape" guy come in to try out the program and the whole time he was just talking all kinds of shit. its a 2 hour routine, he was throwing up with in the first 45 minutes after throwing the medicine balls around for 3 five minute rounds. we've had people pass out multiple times. just stick with it and don't over do it. when you start feeling fatigued use a lighter ball or slow down a little bit. keep with it though, all the guys that are talking shit on here are only doing it because they don't have the balls to get in the gym and push themselves as hard as you are. also make sure your getting something to eat pre work out to keep your blood sugar levels balanced and it will help your strength and stamina, keep you from passing out as easy!
iAltereeego 0
#57 Are you trying to Advertise you're Gym? Okay then.. --"
meowmeowwkitty 0
40 is a ridiculous number all at once rep-wise. should of done sets and not pushed urself so hard.
maximiliano760 0
pssh bitch
bekaashley 17
Some things are harder than they look!
xRezSynn 15
Time to start hitting the gym more often
goaliestud30 23
Weak!