Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning. I was late so I had to take any free seat, so sat down next to a seemingly sweet old man. Within ten minutes, the sweet old man was trying to kiss me and trying to pull me on top of him. Nobody said anything. The journey was 4 hours long. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I travelled by myself for the first time. I was seated next to a middle-aged man who was trying to convince me that I was his soulmate, kept touching my face and sniffing me. I'm 19 and it was a 6 hour flight. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
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jts2 3
Should've reported him to someone or something. (I have no idea how things like this would be handled, I don't fly.) But yeah, that sucks. :/
fxdxhk90 0
Did he repeat the phrase "me scuzzy, me scuzi" over again? Seriously though, it would have been appropriate to sock him in the skull, people that do things like this are just asking for an ass kicking, you should have provided it.
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Comments (106)
youlose_ 0
reminds me of the eurotrip train scene lol that sucks though, you shouldve made a yelling scene to make sure people would notice it
aback 5
He thought you were pretty sweet, too.
idk123abc 0
well youre just an idiot for staying there and not getting up! you wanted it.
kukopia 0
Exactly TRUE!! OP is a douche for taking it for 4 hours. No one said anything, starting with her. She didn't say it was the last empty seat. So she might have had options. And then she whines here for sympathy... total douche. Get use to being taken advantage of missy. Your karma is douched. MEH!!!!!!
rawr_ily96 24
From what I read, there were probably no other seats.
lolwatlol 0
I was totally expecting to read "Japan" in OP's location
Luky_fml 0
was this after you read the word "london" in the first sentence?
mozchick 0
it was a joke, meaning that it's the kind of thing that you'd think only happens in japan. way to kill it.
aerosenna 0
people now days don't have a sense of humor.. I Noe wad u mean man.. so true ahahaha
3yellowzebras 19
#60 coach is actually a more formal bus with all seats facing forwards and more comfy, like a greyhound, not a train
cuterthanuthink 0
wow just wow.
kaelendra 0
I checked the fyl but really tell the driver yell bloody murder something.... if the driver doesn't make someone like that stop or kick him off report him to his supe.
LittleMissNoGood 0
You should have called for services, you know how old ppl are.
fxdxhk90 0
Did he repeat the phrase "me scuzzy, me scuzi" over again? Seriously though, it would have been appropriate to sock him in the skull, people that do things like this are just asking for an ass kicking, you should have provided it.
greeneye_fml 12
I wouldn't care if he was old, I'd punch him in the face.
cani_fml 0
4 hours? really?? I hope it was just the first 10 minutes & then 3 hours and 50 mins of akwardness.. otherwise.. who gets grabbed for 4 hours without switching seats/standing!/complaining to the driver/switching buses/yelling at the man to stop ...??