Today, I had to calm my rather gullible boyfriend down and reassure him that the email he got, telling him that he has AIDS, was just a scam. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't take drugs from strangers. I'm 35 and he's 34. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
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maskedman 9
If he believes that then he'll really be in trouble when he receives his Nigerian Prince e-mail.
WCARlover 35
No, a doctor secretly took a blood sample from him then emailed him the results. Happens all the time
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Comments (82)
TrollingHaters 9
Uh Oh Retard Alert
ivydindy13 14
I'm thinking the email was his lab results which is why he's freaking out. You might just want to go ahead and get tested too.
Jessj958 19
I don't think test results are emailed, especially such a serious diagnosis. But who knows, it's a possibility because he is really stupid if he would believe something like that without having any suspicions.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Can it hurt to get a blood test for STD's and be certain? If he thinks he has it because of an e-mail, he's probably been up to something and has reason to believe that.
alphabetta 23
Plot twist: it's not a scam.
HelloooooNurse 20
No, he just has Super AIDS.
ericb982 8
Comment gets buried in 3... 2...
Nilorak 24
You predicted your own comment would be buried. Congrats!
ViviMage 40
If he is that upset, go to family planning or a doctor for a blood test!
0ss 12
If you get a parcel of viagra in the near future, you'll know where to turn. Might want to filter his junk mail before he can get to it.
alphabetta 23
Don't have phone sex with him, he might think he has hearing AIDS :D Ha Ha ha That was a joke, you can laugh now. Crawling back into my hole now, bye.
little_one 20
Oookay you do that...
alphabetta 23
Um. ...what, exactly, was I thinking when I wrote that comment?
Rax_fml 6
Getting tested for other things won't hurt
underthesea12 24
get him tested to reassure him.
boredgirl123 11
If it really was a scam, I would just take him to get tested to put his mind at ease. You get tested too! That way he really will realize everything is okay.