Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son is such an idiot that he forgot he invited both his girlfriends to my brother's funeral. They started a punch-up over him and everyone ended up joining in since we're a very argumentative family. People got arrested and in the end both girls agreed to share my son, who was unconscious. FML
Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML
Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML
Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
Today, I prevented my brother from attending our sister's funeral, since they hated each other and she didn't want him there, in accordance with her wishes. Now the whole family hates me and say that I should have let him in and that sometimes, you have to go against someone's wishes. FML
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, it was my stepdad's funeral. Everything was great, until people got drunk, kicked off, and the police got called. FML
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML
Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML
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Top comments
c2keeme 7
How incredibly immature. I'm very sorry for your loss OP.
soulebelius 17
Hope they stay in jail for a bit and realize what's important in life...
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Comments (100)
loserboii 11
They clearly don't care about your mother
sandra1017 0
What teams do Thay go for
senor_awesome 14
This doesn't sound any smarter the second time...
maddygirl820 10
It is truly sad your brothers chose to fight over football rather than honor the woman who gave them life. I'm sorry OP.
afropuffjake 9
Damn looks like they got over it pretty quick :-( my condolences Op
Snowcones 14
I'm sorry for your loss,OP. Some people are just idiots these days. Nice job on being the mature one.
sugoine 12
Get the tire iron from the previous FML & use it on your brothers
adbrown95 2
Sorry for your loss OP. May your mom RIP
MissPixy 7
im so sorry for ur lost ur mother would be proud of u and disapointed in them
MidnaLink 35
I was just about to comment something different about this, but first were they talking about the soccer kind of football?
mosquito19 14
football is retarded