boopadoop
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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EvilPotato 15
What's the name you picked?
gntfmlingnow 12
Did he at least find it?
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Twizted_Pigtailz 3
I'd say you lost the condom, not him.
perdix 31
Not many guys give "oral pleasure" after *******. It's part of foreplay, not the post-game wrap-up.
cuddlekins 0
that condom was for shore way to big for him
Fiskerz 0
I like how you said fish it out lol
h0b0m0nk3y 7
If he's not a keeper, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
sweetness4406 0
well.....its clear he had a small weenie
ohmandapants 17
...he was trying to fish it out...with his mouth?
alliecat1876 2
Welcome to d deep blue sea...
avadakedavra2433 0
OR MAYBE he waited to pull out too long after he climaxed and he went flaccid, thus condom came off quite easily. Not that uncommon, dumb *****... It doesn't mean he has a tiny prick or there is something wrong with her cooter
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
LOL I love this Fml :D