boopadoop
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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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EvilPotato 15
What's the name you picked?
gntfmlingnow 12
Did he at least find it?
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YOUareALLretards 1
Yes number 43, because everyone knows that all people are completely trustworthy and neverhen cheat and that the pill stops std's
smirnoff1695 0
Oh my god I didn't know that could even happen! That's scary!
PinkFun1969 9
Busted!! Did you call him out on it??
ndhin831 2
lol, guess he didn't need the magnums after all
beachbabe830 0
Congratulations!
ThatLooksSticky 16
I find it amusing that "oral pleasure" is in quotes. Made me laugh for some reason.
elochai 3
Like it was this made up concept, that surely had to be a cover for something more sinister.
avadakedavra2433 0
Man , boners must be one helluva good dick sucker to get THAT many posts erased!!!!
noobzomie 4
maybe next time he won't buy magnums and learn his his true small self.
HisGirl01 1
Tell him good job!! Lol
mamapleaz 0
I guess it's not one size fits all...it's just once size fits everyone besides op