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boopadoop United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML

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What's the name you picked?

Did he at least find it?

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lakebitch01 0

Morning after pill : /

hahahahahahahahahahahh

Run to Doctors for "morning after pill" pronto.... either that or start picking names!!!

shamslide21 0

Been there done that

small wiener much?

Maybe OP isn't a girl....o.O

Well look at it this way, he at least popped your cherry unlike another poor sad man

hmmm kinky...sounds like a Porno blooper

leadman1989 16

Bobbing for condoms sounds... disgusting

humanlegacy333 5

If he lost the condom in there, then I wonder what else got lost in there? Uh nm don't need to know.