boopadoop
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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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EvilPotato 15
What's the name you picked?
gntfmlingnow 12
Did he at least find it?
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BighornB 0
Either you are that loose and it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway or your bf is that small that your saying to him is it in yet? Teen mom 3.0 candidate
brina53 4
OMG! that happened to me b4! & my bf was all like, "don't worry miss, step into my office... trust me, I'm a doctor"... talk about role play... but he got it out :/
Freeze_fml 17
Classy.
GetTheFuckOut 7
Just think. You have all his little sperm babies swimming around inside of you now. Do you feel it?
chickenpie90 16
Hahahahaha
BeBeast2323 1
That might be a problem...
Ikickmidgets 11
Like throwing a hotdog down hallway.....vaginal rejuvenation anyone??
CurlyGurlF 6
With his hands? Do you know what "oral" means?
marxwho 3
Next time be careful.
zombiekitten87 12
Um... How would he give your "oral pleasure" with his hand?
porkymama 2
That's embarrassing for him. How small does your dick have to be for it to fall off