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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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EvilPotato 15
What's the name you picked?
gntfmlingnow 12
Did he at least find it?
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MistressCaitlyn 7
The same thing happened to me, about 6 years ago! Now I have a 5 year old.
yoshiyakiryu 20
#255 Not sure if serious.
MistressCaitlyn 7
Yeah, #255, I'm crazy like that. Kept her in my belly for 9.5 months before letting her come out...
fenceme235 0
at least we know who the father is....... or do wee
BBYgirl_22 3
u thought he was giving u oral..... with his hand? I doubt he was trying to suck the condom out.
wellinever 5
You probably don't want to use the word "fish" in the context of down there again.
herpitydurteedur 0
Well at least you notice it then. Since he probably wouldn't tell you it came off inside of ou you would have found out in about 9 months. Less if you have the common sense to know that missing periods and getting bigger doesn't just mean you're getting fat.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Well, look at it this way: in about a year, if nobody gets pregnant or gets an STD as a result of this little misadventure, you'll both be able to share a laugh about it if you're still together. You and your b/f might want to find some condoms that fit him better, though. Different brands are differently sized. There are shops that sell nothing but condoms--Condom World in Boston's Back Bay is one such place I can think of offhand. If you live near such a place, you might want to go there and get some advice from the salespeople there. That might serve you better than just relying on the two or three brands that are on the shelf at your local drugstore.
Characterise 0
to Kay it is 100% I've been using depo for over a year and am not pregnant yet I've been with one person for 18 months so we don't use condoms with it if it's not 100% then it's either me can't have babies or him but I'm sure it's the needle protecting
kaykay20 0
You said yourself it's 99% not 100%. It's a 1% chance which is a small chance but still possible to get pregnant. The only thing actually 100% effective is abstinence. Still a good idea to wear condoms to protect you from STD's even if your ok with the small chance of it not working.
stevenmx86 8
I'm confused.. Op, you do realize that oral isn't performed with the fingers, right? If he was "trying to give you oral pleasure" and his fingers were involved but not his tongue, he's more of a moron than you...
chemman5 12
that sucks... hopefully nothing spilled haha
caity878 0
Ewww he was putting his hand up there and searching around? Wtf