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boopadoop United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML

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It was only like two seconds later

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What's the name you picked?

Did he at least find it?

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When I had to do exactly that with my first girlfriend, she had an ******. In the middle of making funny comments about the whole situation. I'm only now starting to realise how lucky I was with whom I'd lost my virginity to; she taught me right away to be practically unembarrassable about the physical side and its mishaps. To think of all the anxieties I would've had otherwise... OP, go easy on that bf of yours. If you're equally inexperienced it will only be fair to say now is a much harder time for him than it is for you.

sounds like your loose or that condom was way to big . I suggest levels for you and viagra or extenze for him

Lol at least he tried

Youre lucky, most blokes would've not told you and left it... When is it due btw?

BigGrouchy 0

Tell the smuck to buy the proper size it's obvious he ain't no magnum!

wow he must have a small dick

**** u

Had that happen twice with a guy i had sex with

Wrong size perhaps?

ssoccerchick97 16

Gross. Ew. So freaking nasty.