boopadoop
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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EvilPotato 15
What's the name you picked?
gntfmlingnow 12
Did he at least find it?
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bubo_fml 11
I once lost my chewing gum while I was carpet cleaning my girlfriend...She's good @ Kagel exercises & shot the wad of gum back in my eye...
Sniper3000 0
Did he get it out before you found out?
kevin2407_fml 2
... 'oral pleasure'...
TurdFurgeson04 3
This is known as an angry squid. Look it up on urban dictionary
False_Stupidity 42
The real question is, was the sex good?
aali12 7
haha someone might have a baby soon
angel1234567 10
EWWWWWW
missaabbcc 3
Except for a small handfull of you, you are all so ******* stupid. For everyone who keeps assuming the boyfriend's dick was small, please shut up. You do not know the situation. And everyone asking how she did not feel the condom inside her, also shut up. A condom is relatively small and when it's off the penis, is very flexible, so it would settle into her almost in the way her ****** is shaped. And to the COMPLETE MORON who said that this FML reveals too much information, what did you think would be on this website? Posts about magical ******* ponies and rainbows? I can see it now: "Today, my purple, flying pony named Santa Claus ran up a rainbow and hasn't come back. I hope the leprachauns are being nice to him. FML". You are obviously not socially mature enough for this site, so please, just save yourself more criticism and don't post shit like that again.
charmanderCHAR 5
You are my hero.
BoopADoop 9
Ditto.
arysmomee 2
yikes! fyl! hope he found it!
sheryabraham76 0
Don't buy a magnum just to impress the woman. And if you do buy, put some rubber band on.