boopadoop
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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EvilPotato 15
What's the name you picked?
gntfmlingnow 12
Did he at least find it?
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Rasetsu 10
Morning After pill!
SunriseSurprize 2
Bobbing for apples
stephyloo 0
he was trying to fish it out with his mouth??? thats what oral implies
LoveLessXlll 8
So in other words your boyfriend thought he was Indiana jones to recover "The cloak of protection"?
babytunechi 0
wow how big is ur vag :O
savannahprice 0
Hahhahaha(: dayuuum!
P374RD3D 9
Did you really have to use the phrase, "fish it out?"
kris2335 0
haha thats the funny part;)
akajtm11 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
blowntegdb8 5
Should have said no to the gang bang you participated.
HomeAl0ne 20
What the hell is that condom doing inside you? Shouldn't it should be firmly wrapped around the cucumber or banana, depending upon what you got taught in sex-ed class? Pay more attention in class next time, and these mistakes won't happen.