Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
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ClassyCommando 13
Then the doctor looks at you sideways and says, "Not anymore..."
Kgirl2cute 6
I'm sure he's heard people say much worse things under anesthetic - at least you weren't describing your sexual experiences?
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Comments (117)
dupot420 9
Guess what you are not a virgin anymore.
RedPillSucks 33
Congratulations. I hope you have a baby name picked out.
cherryllollo 7
Omg. I'm going to get mine taken out tomorrow and I am terrified.
cherryllollo 7
What's a dentist's favorite time?? 2:30. (Tooth-hurty)
doumtabarnack 12
I'm surprised you could talk
gracehi 33
What's wrong with being a virgin?
love_me_electric 20
Stories like this make me very glad I've never had to get more than local anesthesia for any of my visits to the dentist.
Remsbb6 8
I got mine out today and all i got was Novocaine
yeti37 16
stories like that make me glad I was never a virgin.
frdmnky12 6
How is that even possible?
Lorysa 11
xD Reminds me of Mrs. Trunchbull (from Matilda): "Children are all mistakes! Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one. "
LeadTheWay 5
Never? 0.0
carlistar27 10
Why were you telling a "doctor" that if is was me I probably would have said it to a dentist