Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
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ClassyCommando 13
Then the doctor looks at you sideways and says, "Not anymore..."
Kgirl2cute 6
I'm sure he's heard people say much worse things under anesthetic - at least you weren't describing your sexual experiences?
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Comments (117)
FalconSam1414 19
You were on anesthetics, don't worry!!! At least you have a valid excuse. As stated in another comment I'm sure he's heard worse :)
BulldogHoops 14
You're not alone... YouTube is filled with people coming out of an operation and saying things they wish they didn't.
Ameel_fml 19
Don't worry OP. It could be worse. When I had mine taken out, apparently I rambled to the doctor about my plans for space-travel in a giant teddy bear-shaped starship. I then started demanding everyone give me hugs and refer to me as Princess Starships. I was 21 at the time. D:
smiley1014 23
I for sure need to party with you!
perdix 31
Since you're losing your wisdom, you might as well get rid of the other baggage while you're at it.
Enslaved 38
Haha. Happened to me too except I kept telling him how much I loved him!
every1luvsboners 11
If your dentist/oral surgeon is anything like mine you wouldn't have left there a virgin. For some reason every time I leave my dentist my arse is sore for two weeks afterwards.
Silent_Thrill 17
Must be a bad side effect of the medicine because every time I go to the dentist they have to knock me completely out so I don't get sick when they give me shots to numb my gums. Too bad I still feel sick afterwards though... I always have a sore throat and cough up this nasty white mucus. Maybe we should both get checked out and see if we're allergic to the medicine.
wannabesinger 16
Well that flew right over your head, didn't it?
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe he was insinuating something about the soar throat and white mucus...
every1luvsboners 11
Silent_Thrill, that's a great idea, what time do you want me to meat you there? And which orifice is your favorite?
Silent_Thrill 17
Don't tell anyone but it's one of those down the alley, in the back door doctors. He's great though! I heard people would go out of their way and bend over backwards just to get an appointment. Just don't be put off by his unusual methods though. Mainly his way of checked your temperature. But don't worry, with the way he does it you'll only feel a little prick.
ICastillo 25
Well boners that's your reward for being a good patient, instead of your dentist giving you a lollipop you get a little butt fondling....
jablome 6
Thank you #38 for your fine example of irony.
ravenevercross 19
Are you sure that statement's still true after the surgery?
olpally 33
Don't worry about it op. I'm pretty sure the dentist/doctor hears crazier shit than that. Lol. :)
Snoopy0718 14
I need mainly two of my wisdom teeth pulled out, but my dentist said its best to take all four of them out. I'm scared if I'm put under the anesthetic ill say some weird and crazy things.
ICastillo 25
Is that all you were saying? Or we're you trying to get the doctor to do dirty things to you?!?