Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
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ClassyCommando 13
Then the doctor looks at you sideways and says, "Not anymore..."
Kgirl2cute 6
I'm sure he's heard people say much worse things under anesthetic - at least you weren't describing your sexual experiences?
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Comments (117)
nerdsgetmehot 23
He's probably heard worse. People can say some pretty weird and nonsensical things while under the influence of laughing gas, painkillers, etc.
peopleplease 4
yeah, what is wrong with being a virgin? lol
bingo01_fml 13
Did everyone else fail to notice that OP is a guy?
doglover100 29
You're not alone. Look on YouTube.
mmmhmm11268 4
True true very true
exitdecay 6
that's a strange way to ask for sex
joe502 3
Being a virgin is not a bad thing.... Ppl today think that if u r a V then it is because you are ugly or fat... But the reality us many beautiful ppl stay V until marriage! My wife did... And she is smoking HOT.... I WAY married up.... But the moral of the message is.... Ppl who think u r weird for staying a V are ******* DUMBASSES!!!!!! It is very special to save it for Mr./Ms. Right!!!
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
English please.
mmmhmm11268 4
Hahaha that sucks bro
NigerianMedicine 11
Wonderful things, anesthetics. Don't be worried. Last time I had that kind of treatment, I told my dentist I was planning on leading a military coup in Cuba and establishing it as the 51st, 52nd, and 53rd state(s) in the Union.
dev1050 2
What do you know, I had mine taken out 3 days ago. Oh and I'm a virgin too :)
PhishloverA 14
When I was under anasthetic I asked one of the young female doctors where my Xbox was