Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
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ClassyCommando 13
Then the doctor looks at you sideways and says, "Not anymore..."
Kgirl2cute 6
I'm sure he's heard people say much worse things under anesthetic - at least you weren't describing your sexual experiences?
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Comments (117)
PhishloverA 14
At least you didn't ask the doctor to take your virginity
HaiImJulia 3
Ill have mine out this time tomorrow!
NellyFC35 19
Better than saying I get live for the five.
manevanston 4
At least u remember something, I totally was knock out! And I don't know if the dentist raped me or not!!
ToxicityZombie 2
Why do you get knocked out for that?
frottiejoy 7
because it hurts like hell
Rizbits 4
I got my wisdom teeth out and was convinced I was a walrus.
lazurichoise_fml 9
Goo goo goo joob!! :)
pdp_fml 21
You must have been under sedation for your surgery. This is why his assistant was female. There are many stories of female patients that have accused their surgeon of fondling them during the surgery. I wouldn't sweat it as the surgeon has probably heard just about everything that you could imagine.
BlueFlatts 20
Dr. - patient confidentiality. I'm sure he's heard and seen much worse. With as much as they have going I'm almost positive he'll forget unless they write down that kind of info in their database.
jawtherian 2
I get mine out today, hopefully, that doesn't happen to me ;)
frottiejoy 7
lol its funny how he must have just went along with it