Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
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Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML
Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML
Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
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Top comments
taureau139 0
Just for future reference... most airlines put barf bags in all the seat pockets.
michanelle 0
at least u didnt puke all over her
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Comments (138)
joezay_lemon 0
you are ******; your life that is
responses 0
Hmm if only there was a bag of some sort located right in the pocket in front of you. YDI for being overdramatic and not being able to think under pressure.
writergirl69 0
Absolute agreement with #119
Juli_fml 0
at least it was in something
michanelle 0
at least u didnt puke all over her
fish1806 0
**** her life!
nautical 0
thats what i was going to say #3.. it's not really that bad..
taureau139 0
Just for future reference... most airlines put barf bags in all the seat pockets.
Iswear 4
Not all seats have the bags. Sometimes the steward(ess) or maintenance crew misses a seat between flights. I've been on quite a few flights and very rarely did my chair have a barf bag.
Jodie Zawadzka 11
all you have to do is ask for one or two, they have them in the galleys
inerax 0
ALL airlines have barf bags for this reason........
onigiriqueen 0
If I were that woman, I'd understand, and be very grateful that puke hadn't been added as a new accessory to my wardrobe. But also... yeah, #7 is right. They're located at the back of the seat in front of you, easily attainable.
McLaughlane 0
BARF BAG. They're obligatory on airplanes. :| And probably hold more puke than that poor woman's cup.
suckerz 0
so??? you solved the problem in the best possible way (if there wasn't a bag that is...) so why is this a FML???