Today, I had my noise-canceling headphones on and a girl sitting next to me raised her glass at me. I thought she meant "cheers". So I did a "cheers" with her. When I drank my juice, it was only then did I realize that she was trying to tell me the flight attendant had mixed up our drinks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone handed me a drink at a wedding, so I awkwardly took a sip and commented on the taste. It turns out they were just trying to “Cheers!” me. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML
Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I asked my crush what music he was into, misheard his answer because of background noise, so I spent 5 minutes enthusiastically talking about a band he'd never heard of, thinking we were bonding. When he finally stopped me and clarified, I laughed too loudly out of shame, then knocked over my drink. FML
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Veritas143 0
...and then the woman ran to the cockpit to complain to the pilot, but the pilot wouldn't listen. He told her to sit down, but he didn't understand! She grew angry and started yelling at the pilot! He still did not heed her cries! So she became violent causing the pilot to lose control. The plane spiraled out of control, crashing only minutes later. No one survived. He was writing the FML while on the plane..thats why he didn't have time to finish it..
electricthunder 0
big deal
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FortuneFaded 0
This should be named '**** My Day' instead. It's obvious none of these are FMLs, and I doubt many will be, unless you've lost your family, killed someone or anything else as bad that has happened. As for the OP, it's hardly anything bad. I'd have just laughed it off and I'm sure my friend would have too.
redbluegreen 41
Would you really be coming to a website that had those sorts of posts? Really? Unless you're nuts, I don't think so. Misfortune is still misfortune, regardless of what it is, even embarrassment.
alexandraa_fml 0
Why should each FML be morbid? I quite enjoy the lighthearted FML's myself.
FortuneFaded 0
I was actually referring to the people who always say 'That isn't an FML' to every single OP on here. It's annoying.
mae18_fml 0
had mixed our drinks AND hers was apple juice and im allergic to apples... i had hives throughtout my whole flight. that would be a bit closer to an FML then your randomness.
wolfpackchick10 0
Haha...I was actually hoping for something about allergies too. I'm not usually one to tell someone that this isn't an FML, but this is the dumbest thing I've EVER read!! I would NEVER have moderated yes on this one and the staff on this site shouldn't have either!
alexandraa_fml 0
Troubled singer Amy Winehouse, who has ditched her trademark binge drinking on airplanes for a short term relationship with a blonde passenger who took a seat beside her. The Age of Aquarius insists that the legal stimulant on peanut butter is worse than injecting illegal pink leopard rings into your bloodstream.. Drinks.. on airplanes.. change your very soul that will lead you to Janis Jopplin at Marilyn Manson at the river styx.
guysmokey88 1
Wow...
louie111887 0
@ 20. love the anchorman refrence. apparently you just run. for. and extended period of time. lol
anastasia614 0
yes its called jogging i believe with a silent j. hahah and the jazz flute! i was just about to tell #20 i loved him when i saw your comment XD
Seth0 0
This is stupid, sorry you accidently drank someone elses drink... there are damn black kids dying from aids in africa! **** their lives not yours!
Towelie_31 0
#24 are you bono?
a_b_b_s 1
lol!..nice one!
guysmokey88 1
Yeah, **** their lives!!
luvuall 0
so much for noise cancelling headphones
iluvpandas 0
LMFAO
neverminddd 0
YDI, that's why when I'm in a plane I only leave one headphone in so I could still hear what's going on.
Twinklestar 0
I think the idea of noise canceling headphones is that they don't want to hear what's going on...
koolitaliano 0
how is this an fml?? my failing love life got rejected and this passed?!?!
seven_to_twelve 3
I think the only way this is an FML is if you're a recovering alcoholic and her drink had whole bunches of alcohol in it. Other than that it's just awkward.