Today, I had my noise-canceling headphones on and a girl sitting next to me raised her glass at me. I thought she meant "cheers". So I did a "cheers" with her. When I drank my juice, it was only then did I realize that she was trying to tell me the flight attendant had mixed up our drinks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone handed me a drink at a wedding, so I awkwardly took a sip and commented on the taste. It turns out they were just trying to “Cheers!” me. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML
Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I asked my crush what music he was into, misheard his answer because of background noise, so I spent 5 minutes enthusiastically talking about a band he'd never heard of, thinking we were bonding. When he finally stopped me and clarified, I laughed too loudly out of shame, then knocked over my drink. FML
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Veritas143 0
...and then the woman ran to the cockpit to complain to the pilot, but the pilot wouldn't listen. He told her to sit down, but he didn't understand! She grew angry and started yelling at the pilot! He still did not heed her cries! So she became violent causing the pilot to lose control. The plane spiraled out of control, crashing only minutes later. No one survived. He was writing the FML while on the plane..thats why he didn't have time to finish it..
electricthunder 0
big deal
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Comments (96)
beertime36 0
only women and ******* can say this is a fml. gosh... propably if something more horrible would happen to them, they wouldn't be able to post it here on this site. that's my only explanation of all this.
newmrspattinson 0
that really isn't that bad. unless it had like laxatives or something you're allergic to in it, then it's not an FML
grampa_pubes666 0
you should of hissed at them like a cat
ForNaught 0
If this is the worst thing that's happened to you today, you have little to whinge about...
Ariel881 0
While I wouldn't call it an FML, it was probably fairly embarrassing to think she said or meant something else. That kind of thing happens to me, and I'm sure a lot of other people, all the time. It IS embarrassing when you say a reply, the person looks at you strangely and then you realize, "oohh, that's not that they said."
goldpeaches 0
on top of everything, your grammar is really bad.
plethora 3
So?
AmbrosiaFan 19
Hahahahah, serves both of you right. She should have indicated something other than a "cheers" raise of the glass, and you should have looked at your drink. Are they different looking or are they the same color/etc? If the same, then that sucks for you. If not, "big deal".
glasswater 0
Who let this shit through the filters? This is not an FML. If drinking the wrong flavor of juice is the worst thing that has ever happened to you, kindly jump off a cliff.
brandon425 1
maybe it was alcohol and they are a recovering alcoholic... you never know what they didn't include because of the word cap...