Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML
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sjdbeinska 4
hey at least your gf and family gets along!
SoSickWithIt 14
That kind of discussion usually isn't the norm for dinner talk. But hey, atleast you got insight onto what your girl likes? Lingerie is sexy af
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Comments (79)
zango1 15
There's no greater aphrodisiac than the scent of sanitation.
supportcommand 17
I suspect you have the wrong FML. FYL.
zango1 15
Indeed. Oops
Enslaved 38
"So, babe, when do I get to see some of this lingerie you and my dad were speaking about?";) Be glad they got along so well. The night could have been worse!
buckdharma 38
It was your dad's gams that paid for those yams. Now shut up boy, and eat up!
iammeorami 25
OK awkward but good that your gf and dad get along
Amama_fml 30
This somehow reminds me of Chandler from Friends.
greeneyedpothead 10
Haha! "It's raining men!"
perdix 31
You mean he didn't change into men's clothes after his "gig?" I think his cross-dressing is more than just a show.
subwaysurfers 13
I think he did change. It just came up in the conversation of what he was doing earlier.
Baybiiie 11
Atleast they got along and have something in common!! Be happy
jellyghost 12
Chill dad and a gf comfortably talking about lingerie...I dont see the fml here.
empath 20
Doesn't sound like she was too offended by it. Your dad sounds like he's comfortable with his sexuality and has a sense of humor about things. Be glad! He could have not liked your girlfriend and been mean. It seems like the only sort of bad luck you experienced was that your dad can better relate to your date than you can.
rokolodo 10
That's weird, your GF and dad shouldn't be talking underwear. Intimate underwear, unless your into that sort of thing. Just don't be surprised later when they go shopping together. Then swapping bras, going over her house to borrow something.
daminantion 14
Private profile I take it to mean under 18 and therefore not worthy of the almighty power of Comment? ;)