Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I was stung by a red wasp. While my husband heroically killed it, I, the person terrified of wasps after being swarmed as a child, collapsed, sobbed, screamed, and almost vomited from sheer terror. Give me snakes, spiders, insects galore and I am fine. Single flying asshole of doom and I turn into a child. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Today, I was stuck on a bus for an hour with a wasp buzzing around. I have a severe phobia of wasps. I was crying by time I reached my destination. FML
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Top comments
linyah 11
gatorade helps replenish the electorlytes one has loss. Plus after food poisoning you dehydrate fast. It helps =) what i would like to know is why you are stealing from a wasp?
Il_Maestro 6
Ooh! My turn! No one sings as well as Justin Bieber.
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Comments (62)
DocBastard 40
What burns worse, the wasp sting or your anus after all that diarrhea? I'd try some meat tenderizer. For the wasp sting, not your asshole.
honeybuncher 3
Thief'n wasps these days.
mintcar 10
The wasp was specifically waiting for you to come and touch his shit- and you did.
poohappens26 0
Oh man I had food poison before that sucksssssssss!!!! FYL
soldiat_fml 17
And then it started to rain.
linkinpark98 24
"And I got struck by a random lightning bolt."
BigSexy123 11
And an anvil dropped on my head.
KiddNYC1O 22
I like rain.
jacobboothe 2
I like trains
EnterSandman_fml 20
Seeing as how I'm eating a burger as I read that, it was extra funny pizza.
goose12321 11
LOL!
cliffibom 15
I dont get how gatorade would help when getting a food poisoning, thats shitty luck though
EmilyXPatricia 4
Gatorade helps with dehydration..
Robertj1313 0
U have no luck at all
thisgirlxp 0
ouch, i feel bad for you, but when i read this i couldn't stop laughing for some reason ;)