Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
TheKitsune 0
Well slipper socks ARE awesome. Fact is you are nineteen, expecting expensive birthday presents from your parents and being a little brat when you don't get one is very immature. You're an adult, go buy one yourself.
lwdjaymac 1
Greedy bastard.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (177)
DarkFeindDragon 4
Stop being greedy. Maybe they couldn't afford it
erongetti 2
stop expecting others to pay your way through life. Get a job.
teasdale18 0
be greatfull and get a job
ArielTheMermaid 17
unloved? more like selfish greedy a*hole. at least you have socks. think of the hobos on the street who may not have any. get a job and buy a laptop yourself. stupid
89Delta 3
wow what a greedy bitch ive been lucky to get a bithday card since i was 12 and my last birthday i spent it in iraq. so stop bitching about shitty birthdays. if you need a laptop go buy a ******* laptop.
alinka_fml 0
you want a new laptop, buy it yourself. all you teenagers think you are an adult yet still act like a 12 yr old
Strafeh 9
I don't care if his FML is a year old.. Like you guys haven't asked for expensive things?? No! You unselfish baby jesus sit around reading a Hand me down bible
atishe24 9
First of all don't HINT and expect to get it. Second, get it yourself!
hecseferblade 1
maybe they just didnt have the money for it? ever think of that? i aint had a present in 15 year and i aint complainin bout it so neither should you, be happy you got anything at all
hecseferblade 1
maybe they just didnt have the money for it? ever think of that? i aint had a present in 15 year and i aint complainin bout it so neither should you, be happy you got anything at all