Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
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Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
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TheKitsune 0
Well slipper socks ARE awesome. Fact is you are nineteen, expecting expensive birthday presents from your parents and being a little brat when you don't get one is very immature. You're an adult, go buy one yourself.
lwdjaymac 1
Greedy bastard.
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Comments (177)
sportsnut 0
wow, you are certainly greedy...you do realize that at 19 you are out of high school and you can take care of things on your own, right?
slowmo908 0
haha sorry... thats only funny to me because that happened to me too!
ktho522 0
YDI for not buying yourself a laptop at 19 years old. Don't be so spoiled.
rissspectacular 0
its ok. i just got a lava lamp for my 18th birthday.. it doesnt even work.
kianbung 0
passiveaggressivenotes.com ^^ what you should do next.
tumdayen 0
from the age of 16 - 19 my birthdays have sucked. my 16th birthday - My collar bone was broken and the pizza and mountain dew(my only present from my parents) i had to pay for with my own money. my 17th birthday - I was surprised with a '89 firebird. I also had to pay my parents back for a $150 car plus it need to be repaired which i had to pay for also. I never got to drive it and the following year... my 18th birthday - my mom had already kicked me out of her house and then told me i couldn't have my car. ...sorry you got a pair of slipper socks.
TheKitsune 0
You realize that you whining doesn't make the person seem more like an ass, it just makes you seem like an ass too. I stopped getting presents when I was thirteen and it's fine, BFG. You had a choice to NOT pay for everything but you decided to do it anyway. You're problem.
lostguy 0
this is not a fml. this is just a whiny kid ranting who is most likely spoiled.
WhateverHaha 0
Slipper Socks? Those are so comfy and cool! If you want a laptop so bad put on your big 19 year old girl panties and get a job.
ninjafortmaker 0
i see nothing wrong with this. be more thankful.