Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
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piscesMMAguy_92 0
that musta been one shitty conversation
silvershadow13 3
you shouldve thrown some used tp over the wall to shut him up
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Comments (114)
QwertyMcNugget 0
So silly. ^-^
Drkblz 0
Stupidest FML ever. I would prefer having a conversation to silence broken only by bodily noises.
PazBANG 0
hahaha this is best :)
xxjoseph1543xx 0
Was it like "So...have a diahhrea too?" "Yes" "Does it feel good?" "yeah?" and so on
xxjoseph1543xx 0
I fail
bmexoxo98 0
yes u do;)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Should've tapped your foot under the wall between you. It'll either shut him up fast or you get a bj. Win either way I say.
lilybugie 0
haha sukkss for you!! and 28 its jack black;D juss so you knoee:)
ommm999 0
next time play some music on your phone
jcap113 4
ydi everyone knows not to shit in walmart something bad always happens when u shit in walmart....dumb ass
bowserhugs 0
...Well. Coulda gone all day without hearing that. :l
Britney_Spears 1
"So how's it going?" "Having explosive diarrhea. And yourself?" "Well. I wouldn't say 'explosive', but... (splash) never mind." "I'm Steven." "I'm... (large splash)... So, you live around here?" "I'd prefer if we didn't talk." "Okay..." (simultaneous splashes)