Today, I've been binge-watching a certain Twitch/YouTube streamer. I love his political insights, but I've noticed he keeps saying, "On accident." It grinds my gears so much, I had to go outside and listen to birds chirping instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
Today, after I had watched a few videos of myself, I realized the sound of my own voice is the single most annoying thing I have ever heard. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML
Today, I went down a four-hour YouTube rabbit hole trying to understand the Onision drama. I finally snapped out if it, thinking, "I don't care about any of this. What am I doing with my life?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I finally noticed that my new coworker, with whom I have to share an office, starts every sentence with, "I mean…", then a pause, then says whatever he has to say. I can't un-notice it now, and it's like hearing nails on a chalkboard. FML
Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's driving me insane. I have to work opposite him and hear him say things like he's just "literally shit himself inside out." FML
Today, I realized how bored I am with life in general, as well as how bad my ADHD has gotten, when I saw a fly eating a crumb I dropped on the floor and watched it for two minutes straight. FML
Today, I realized I’ve been saying “a whole nother” instead of “a whole other” my entire life. It wasn’t until my friend pointed it out with a smirk I’ve been speaking in an alternate universe. He was also the one to point out last year that my use of "like" every three words was "annoying and cringe." FML
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cuz803 46
Sorry to hear that, Peter Griffin. Albeit not that serious, you can relax and go on a date with Lois. Maybe talk politics with Brian for a little bit. I'm sure a little grammatical error is better than fighting Ernie Giant Chicken. That would really grind your gears!
mando 10
The bird is the word
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cuz803 46
Sorry to hear that, Peter Griffin. Albeit not that serious, you can relax and go on a date with Lois. Maybe talk politics with Brian for a little bit. I'm sure a little grammatical error is better than fighting Ernie Giant Chicken. That would really grind your gears!
mando 10
The bird is the word
QueenSaru 28
See, that doesn't bother me, but the amount of AITA stories I see on the reddit reader youtubes where people say 'fell pregnant'. What the heck?? Did you like fall on a dick?
Rsonicgamer_fml 6
Might be french-speaking people. Sounds like a word for word translation of the french expression.
rainbowdonnareed 18
I guess they are the same ones who wind up on I didn't know I was pregnant
bleachedraven 14
🤣
RowerBud 11
I posted this comment "on accident"
Dirtysalamander1 13
aren't you that gal that drinks bud light?
Emma Goudie 8
Perhaps they did it "by purpose"? On accident gets me too, along with such things as "my dog likes to be pet", "I seen it, "go acrosst the road" and "I nearly crap my pants". I'm going outside to listen to the birds now.
KingAdrock 16
Why don't you just correct him in the comments?