Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
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Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML
Today, I finally decided to try an alternative to peanut butter, since I found out I was allergic a while back. Two hours later I had to be sent home because the allegedly allergen-free SunButter caused my lips and throat to swell and patches of rashes to form all over my body. FML
Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbed my inhaler and took a puff. This was probably very disturbing for the earwig which had somehow made my puffer its home, as I discovered when it shot into my mouth. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, I grabbed a box of my favorite granola bars, the only flavor the brand makes without nuts, which I'm severely allergic to. A visit to the ER after my throat closed up told me that I'd missed the notice on the shelf, warning that they're now making them with peanuts. FML
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boy's Epipen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out, and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
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justfienne 12
Omugoodness you guys, don't you see?! SOMEONE else who knows of the peanut allergy spread it on OP's inhaler, so that they either get sick from the peanut butter or suffocate from an asthma attack. That's so sad that someone's ACTUALLY trying to kill you, that's no joke man. Watch yer back!
thisismy83 0
sounds like you might need a bubble.
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Comments (120)
ashpen10 0
you can't be that allergic if your still alive and posted this fml lol
Saarr 0
Fyl Sounds like somebody wants you dead.. >.<
mea_iloveskiing 26
Oh no! Call hercule poirot!! :O
ILoveEggnog 7
Are there enough clues for him to figure it out?
mea_iloveskiing 26
He is a genius, no problem =)
Yarrachel 16
I mentioned Poirot to some friends today when we were talking about Belgium. Nobody knew who I was talking about. I was sad, but I feel better now.
mea_iloveskiing 26
I'm glad you do :)
taintedblue 3
woh, this reply could be it's own FML!!!
pingpongz 1
someone tried to kill you.
murph3 0
you guys are retards why the **** would a person put something that could kill them on their inhaler.... it's called the stupidest prank ever either that or someone wants you dead
iwadasn 33
No one thinks he deliberately put peanut butter on his inhaler. But it is possible that he was simply negligent, maybe leaving the inhaler out on the kitchen counter where it got peanut butter on it.
skyeyez9 25
Wow that sucks! I had a a severe anaphalyctic shock reaction on valentines day. I never had one before and not even sure what caused it. As I didnt do or eat anything different than I normally do. But it is sheer terror when you feel your throat burning and swelling shut. Fyl OP. :( I had to call 911.
imakeusay14 2
whoo ihave asthma and im EXTREMELY allergic to peanuts too,, ` coooollll lol
batgirl_babygirl 0
sounds like someone wants you GONE
arianebanana 0
better hope the person who tampered with your inhaler didn't tamper with your epi pen...