Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
Today, I was hanging in the street with the boys, listening to some jams on my car's new speaker system. Some asshole from the apartments above me threw a bag of trash at my car. Direct hit. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML
Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML
Today, the new security guard of my apartment building tackled me for "suspicious behavior" while I was taking a bag full of dirty kitty litter to the trash chute. He broke my arm and cause the trash bag to explode. When I got back from the hospital, I was fined for littering in the hallway. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
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Top comments
xemrx 13
Ahh sorry that happened OP! At least he said sorry, and maybe after having such a trashy day today, your day will turn out better tomorrow!
JasonUMN 15
One man's trash is another man's treasure. He was just helping you get a jump start on finding that treasure.
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Comments (67)
flashback.miss 28
educate him on proper trash disposal.
ipwnallmen 10
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thejewishfuhrer 17
I'm sure that's not how he disposes of his trash regularly, OP was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
MusicLover72 7
Your icon highly disturbs me...
wastedpenguin 14
You have a lot of visits to your profile and i guarentee its because of your profile pic
xemrx 13
Ahh sorry that happened OP! At least he said sorry, and maybe after having such a trashy day today, your day will turn out better tomorrow!
That_Ginger 18
At least OP can clean that trash off in the shower without having to ask their parents.
hickdog 6
off topic, but love that icon... go Pats!
Sports_guy3 28
"Stay on target... stay on target... now! Oh shit! I'm sorry OP!"
Warm_Apple_Pie 21
Me gets it...
littleredbandana 4
At least you weren't the original target.
persianninja 23
Original target or not he still got garbage dropped on him
levention 18
She.
Adhdkid107 9
Sounds like you had a trashy day OP...
Sports_guy3 28
That was terrible...
JasonUMN 15
One man's trash is another man's treasure. He was just helping you get a jump start on finding that treasure.
Shabba_13 13
You should repay the favor and make your target his
Fmlsea 28
what a cherry to top the mountain of a crap day, sorry that happened op hopefully tomorrow is better day.
j_cat187 20
Speaking of mountain of crap, Taco Bell, FML.
hickdog 6
After that, I would say the odds are pretty good tomorrow will be better...
tellyc 27
Atleast he apologized!
ballplaya52 10
Why would anyone deserve this?
oftenconfused 0
I take it you've never had a roomate.
ballplaya52 10
No I haven't.
ZomBgal 12
Other FML posts of this sort have usually ended with the person being a complete douche about their mistake. At least this one apologized. But on a bad day, I'm sure it meant nothing to you if they said sorry.