Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
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Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML
Today, I finally decided to try an alternative to peanut butter, since I found out I was allergic a while back. Two hours later I had to be sent home because the allegedly allergen-free SunButter caused my lips and throat to swell and patches of rashes to form all over my body. FML
Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbed my inhaler and took a puff. This was probably very disturbing for the earwig which had somehow made my puffer its home, as I discovered when it shot into my mouth. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, I grabbed a box of my favorite granola bars, the only flavor the brand makes without nuts, which I'm severely allergic to. A visit to the ER after my throat closed up told me that I'd missed the notice on the shelf, warning that they're now making them with peanuts. FML
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boy's Epipen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out, and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
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justfienne 12
Omugoodness you guys, don't you see?! SOMEONE else who knows of the peanut allergy spread it on OP's inhaler, so that they either get sick from the peanut butter or suffocate from an asthma attack. That's so sad that someone's ACTUALLY trying to kill you, that's no joke man. Watch yer back!
thisismy83 0
sounds like you might need a bubble.
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Comments (120)
AbelAbel 1
Obviously someone is trying to kill you.
CallMeHush 1
Your house gnome wants you dead.
Astubbs1 5
@3 how is it his fault for not making it clean if he can't even eat peanut butter and someone else tampered with his shit
blackvyper 8
******* grow a pair! Weird people and their allergies. No lactose, no nuts, no gluten... no life! I wonder if cavemen sat around talking about drinking lactose free milk.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Right, like they chose to suffer from asthma and be allergic to certain foods. Please keep your uneducated opinions to yourself next time.
blackvyper 8
Fücking grow a pair! Weird people and their allergies. No lactose, no nuts, no gluten.... no life! I wonder if cavemen sat around talking about drinking lactose free milk.
blackvyper 8
Grow a pair! Weird people and their allergies. No lactose, no nuts, no gluten.... no life! I wonder if cavemen sat around talking about drinking lactose free milk.
jess6blondie9 3
Just because someone has allergies does not mean they have no life. They can't help if their bodies don't react well to something.
natirixoxo 0
well someone obviously hates you fyl
docscientist 10
Agent 47 strikes again.
whitewoods 3
Well next time use a knife to put peanut butter on your toast and not your inhaler.
DanaeOnyx 0
Blackvyper - seriously? U do know people die from nut allergies right? Severe allergies mean people can even die from kissing someone who ate peanuts that day, it's very serious. Also cavemen didn't drink milk, only when farming was established did people start drinking it. Before then it was human milk as a baby