Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
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Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML
Today, I finally decided to try an alternative to peanut butter, since I found out I was allergic a while back. Two hours later I had to be sent home because the allegedly allergen-free SunButter caused my lips and throat to swell and patches of rashes to form all over my body. FML
Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbed my inhaler and took a puff. This was probably very disturbing for the earwig which had somehow made my puffer its home, as I discovered when it shot into my mouth. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, I grabbed a box of my favorite granola bars, the only flavor the brand makes without nuts, which I'm severely allergic to. A visit to the ER after my throat closed up told me that I'd missed the notice on the shelf, warning that they're now making them with peanuts. FML
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boy's Epipen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out, and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
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justfienne 12
Omugoodness you guys, don't you see?! SOMEONE else who knows of the peanut allergy spread it on OP's inhaler, so that they either get sick from the peanut butter or suffocate from an asthma attack. That's so sad that someone's ACTUALLY trying to kill you, that's no joke man. Watch yer back!
thisismy83 0
sounds like you might need a bubble.
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Comments (120)
KVKdragon 26
I feel your pain OP. I have asthma too as well as allergies to eggs, nuts, mango, and high doses of soy. I'm sorry this happened. just look after your stuff next time and this won't happen again, ok? :)
Jimboom 12
Someone is obviously trying to kill you... probably your parents or someone else close to you. I say get them all before they get you. :-P
RawrItsCait_92 3
Dude! That sucks! You got to watch out! Why was there peanut butter on your asthma pump?
AssDan 0
Well, you're still alive. FML
dudehaha 4
haha no offense but you must be the biggest nerd ever. peanuts and ashma lol.
DocBastard 40
Haha! And you must be the biggest moron for thinking that only nerds can have asthma and allergies. Last I checked, the immune and respiratory systems have nothing to do with intelligence and social awkwardness. So **** you very much. No offence.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
How does having asthma and peanut allergies make you a nerd? You're ******* retarded, no offense.
TheNewGuy03 29
you have enemies. |the kid|
ramram1500 0
YDI for being a weak sick to everything punk
aback 5
So, when you develop an allergy, we can look forward to you killing yourself? =)
selenepaty18 0
you are very dumb
RedPillSucks 33
@24 Yes, because in this society, we should kill off the weak and vulnerable. What have we become? smh
Raddaya 3
Apparently, evolution. Please note I remain neutral and am only stating what people like 24 believe we've become.
pegleg007 2
bwa ha ha ha ha! peanuts can kill you
my2centsworth 15
Get out of the house now. Someone is trying to kill you.