Health: Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up...

By Sickie. - 02/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

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Thursday 2 September 2010 23:12

don't have Hooker nails next time?

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Thursday 2 September 2010 23:13

No, you did not throw up blood. You threw up, and blood from your throat mixed with the vomit.

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FMLFORTHEWIN 0

Friday 3 September 2010 8:51

omggggg fyllllll!!!!!! I just started puking myself there........

bhsnare 0

Friday 3 September 2010 9:17

#1 ur an idiot. OP that really sucks and I can't imagine the pain that must cause! sorry

torio123 27

Friday 3 September 2010 10:06

well of course you threw up blood...you sliced your throat open...

charbz 0

Friday 3 September 2010 10:12

that's a new level of emo

ladyluck82 9

Friday 3 September 2010 12:08

92 - lmao! 

stokebasing 0

Friday 3 September 2010 13:05

Lovelyyy. Not, that's rough..

medfly 2

Friday 3 September 2010 13:16

wtf? why are you blaming the op for making herself vomit? I often feel sick due to my period, and throwing up makes me feel a lot better, but sometimes it takes me many hours until I throw up anything, so I often try to speed it up. not shoving fingers down my throat - just drinking a bit of water can do it, sometimes. (or gargling, if it doesn't work)