Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML
Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML
Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Today, I threw up in bio when we dissected cow hearts. Guess that rules out my childhood passion as a possible career. FML
Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
Today, while working at my new job at a veterinary hospital, I was excited that I set a urinary catheter in a dog for the first time. I guess I was a little too enthusiastic though, because I pulled it out too fast and bloody urine splashed up all over my face. FML
Today, I'd started dialysis and the cap at the end of my PD tube came off. It’s meant to stop infection, and it’s filled with betadine. I said I had to go to the office. My teacher wouldn’t let me, so I walked out of class. I got detention for trying to prevent getting a major infection. FML
Today, my college roommate is a Studio Art major. For a project, she brought home a pig's intestine to keep in our tiny dorm room freezer. FML
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john_bell 0
Did you seriously think that there would be something good in that sack.
kitties_fml 12
dude. you don't just go around slicing open sacks of liquid in dead pigs. YDI
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drummer_dude 0
I remember doing this experiment. My friend squashed my hand onto it :( It was cold and even a year on I can still sometimes imagine the squelch it made.
ragsy 7
How bizarre it was still under so much pressure. Hope you were wearing a lab coat!
perdix 31
I'll bet you were pissed off. What did you expect to find in the sack? Gold coins? You read too many fairy tales. There are no water balloons in nature -- when you come across a fluid-filled sac, you can expect the contents to be unpleasant.
neonokku 0
Maybe he was looking for baby pigs
RJB 0
curiosty killed the cat
ddlovatolover 23
Too late, my friend, somebody beat you to it.
DynamicDave 11
I always say it's better to be pissed off than pissed on but I can't use that here...
d00shfag5150 0
Swine.
ipownyew234 0
u deserve it for dissecting it in the first place
Seni_Seviyorum_fml 0
Ahh. You're one of those people who thinks that everyone deserves everything for a stupid reason. I love it when people are kind and caring to other people =)
grrrarrrg2 2
YDI for cutting into it without following directions.
karmaeffect 0
although urine is collected in the kidney its not stored there like in the balder, its basically a filter so its impossible for this 2 happen, gotta fact check ure FMLs before u post u
Araya_fml 0
Lol, i'm not even making it up. It was only like, 5/10ml of the stuff bit with blunt scalpels (because my school don't ever bother sharpening them), I had to use a lot of force on it, which meant although very little of the stuff came out, it came out at high pressure, and 'squirted' me, as I said. And i'm just taking a guess that there was some urine left over at the top of the ureter or w/e.
Diogen 0
Check a graduated cylinder to visualize what 5 - 10 mL are. That's a lot to come 'squirting' out of a kidney. And you replace scalpel blades, you don't sharpen them.... they're a couple of bucks for a package of ten, so even the 'cheapest' of schools has them. Ask for a new blade next time. And yeah, i stand by my previous evaluation of 'fake'.
JMTS 0
Dude... Who gives a ****?
danyellbella35 0
That serves you right for dissecting. Karma for cutting up an animal
allmidnighteyes 11
I do believe you have no idea what the hell karma is.
polico_wolf 0
actually he does. Let me say this to you slowly... That... SERVES YOU RIGHT..... for.... cutting up an animal. it is karma because he did a BAD thing by cutting up an animal. Understand?
allmidnighteyes 11
That is not how karma works. GTFO
Celt729 1
They're just made cuz they opted to write a paper instead of just sucking it the eff up and doing the dissection. Crazy hippies.
deviable 9
dissecting parts of already dead pigs for educational purposes in order to give students a better understanding of animal and human bodies does not provoke karma, it only provokes stupid self righteous people who like to think they're better than others.
SandiRainbowFish 20
It's not like they sliced a live pig open.... Dissections aren't bad...
ilovemyjohnnyboy 0
It's was dead u dumb *****. I mean come on.. How would anyone know about what goes on inside organisms if they didnt check to see first... Yeah go on ahead and do some big surgery on my pet pig, even though you have no idea what the he'll is inside! Hmmmm sounds great, when do u start? Like I said dumb *****.. **** bitch ass ****! ( fav thing to say!)