Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
Today, I rubbed my heel raw with a new shoe, so I put a bandaid on and went to the pool. A few minutes later, I noticed the bandaid floating close to me. I'm not an ass so I quickly fished it out and put in the pocket of my swimming trunks. Later, I went to shower and noticed that my bandaid was still on my heel. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, I was told I needed to start carrying bandaids with me at work because practically every day I hurt myself. FML
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froggyjade 16
Try warm water, should take most of the ouch away :-)
Jak0p 25
So maybe rub it off with some oil? your boyfriend will help you for sure ;)
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Comments (90)
melooters 11
Awww at least he brought some what a cutie
Selke 16
Try lighter fluid. Works like a charm.
Love_is_life6999 17
Ace bandage might work well in the future if it's just a classic strapless dress. There are also special sticker like things especially for that purpose that you can get basically anywhere in the bra section.
Bibliovore 26
There's also double-sided adhesive tape explicitly for use on clothing -- basically, you tape the clothes to your skin so they can't slip. It's frequently used for dance and skate costumes. You can definitely get it online, usually at dance-clothing shops, and often at costume or theatrical shops. OP, you might want to get some if you plan to ever wear that dress (or any like it) in future.
Sathane 21
It's okay if they see the whole tit as long as they don't see the milk nozzles? Maybe choose clothing that doesn't have a high probability of rendering you accidentally naked at any moment would be a better idea.
mikbrooke 25
not entirely sure how you managed to get that the whole boob would be playing peak a boo. more likely just her nipples making an appearance through the dress, not becoming accidentally naked.
sublimelover 6
yea didn't you know as long as there us no nip its not nudity
stargirl_95 24
Do you two realise that OP could have been wearing a backless dress or a dress with a complicated back/top that needed to be worn without a bra because the straps would have shown? It's literally possible to have a dress that doesn't show any/much cleavage but that you still can't wear a bra with because of the back or sides or detailing. And even if she did wear a dress that showed cleavage (I.e a deep v neck) so what? Stop judging OP when you have absolutely no idea what she was wearing and even if you did that still wouldn't be an excuse to judge
KrustyKrab 18
at least you didn't have any peek-a-boobs.
MrCantgetright 4
fingernail polish remover or rubbing alcohol should make them let go.
DewIchigo 17
Well that's better than having a slip during the performance, right? :P anyway good luckkk!
therealtixe 8
Paint thinner will remove the paste from the bandaid to ur nip, always works
fooltemptress 36
Rubbing alcohol works really well at removing adhesive from band aids. Just use a cotton ball soaked in it and rub it on the band aid, letting it soak in. I hope this helps!
brokenjawskhan 21
Use a strapless bra :/
lennon_ 16
Strapless bras still show! There's just some outfits you just have to go bra-less with. You wouldn't understand.