Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
Today, I rubbed my heel raw with a new shoe, so I put a bandaid on and went to the pool. A few minutes later, I noticed the bandaid floating close to me. I'm not an ass so I quickly fished it out and put in the pocket of my swimming trunks. Later, I went to shower and noticed that my bandaid was still on my heel. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, I was told I needed to start carrying bandaids with me at work because practically every day I hurt myself. FML
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froggyjade 16
Try warm water, should take most of the ouch away :-)
Jak0p 25
So maybe rub it off with some oil? your boyfriend will help you for sure ;)
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ohSNAPyall 27
Might take a day or two of showers, but they'll come off. People are on here suggesting baby oil and stuff, and that should help too. But it's probably ok if your boobs stay bandaged for now.
moosetracks22 10
Rub regular hand soap on it. I always use that trick if I cant get a band aid off. I use it on the kids at the daycare I work at and no one's complained yet.
DLT_fml 20
Peek-a-boobs?
worldclassrager 41
Perhaps using bondage tape would have been a better idea...not suggesting bondage later but that sticks and comes off easy
anonymous100000 17
it's sad that you can't be open with your bf about that type of stuff...
Astrum14 24
What makes you think it's anything to do with "being open" about it? It was probably more like "Hey babe, can you grab me some bandaids on your way over?" without needing to specify right then at that exact moment what they were for.
JPT1996 12
At least he brought you some that were good, it means he cares
cookie1207 19
Baby oil will work. I know! I used to date a girl who would use duck tape! Lol
kittycat2007 18
this is why pasties exist. try using them next time.
OtakuTaco 15
I was expecting him to misunderstand and get pads.
kitsune309 15
Oil dissolves waterproof adhesive.