Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
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Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
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Welshite 40
She's mad because she's not the girl of your dreams.
oddities 20
Just because she's not speaking to you doesn't mean she won't listen. Let her calm down a little and then explain that you had a nightmare and if you did scream another girl's name, it was probably because something really bad happened to her in the nightmare. If you can't reason with her, well, that's around when couple therapy will help. Usually.
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Comments (80)
buckdharma 38
What name did you call out during your nightmare? Was it Ethyl because of the gas prices?
MLardinos 14
That was stupid bro
brivielle 15
You gotta be kidding me!!!??? lmao
Nysha 17
Wow. A couple weeks ago, my girlfriend woke me up by telling me that we don't need any more wizards. Yours is being nuts.
Verity101 10
One time I was having a nightmare and tried to claw my bf's face off in bed...we are still together years later. Conclusion? I'd get a new gf. You have my commiserations!
annimal64 7
She must be pretty insecure…
Mauskau 36
I remember having dreams that my bf was cheating on me, and kick him in my sleep. But I'd wake up and remember that there was no way he'dve been able to cheat on me and get away with it.
lndala 15
I don't think that's true. I mean no offence but if your boyfriend REALLY wanted to cheat on you I'm pretty sure he would and he would probably find a way to keep it a secret.
jsp16 24
When she goes to bed and wakes up later, tell her she said another guys name. See what her reaction is.
byefelicia1992 8
Dump the psycho birch. Life is too short for all that drama.
pcgwm 13
I would too! Lol
Emzinatorbot 26
Well are you???
MissBehavin77 18
Maybe she's not crazy, maybe OP has given her reasons to be suspicious and not trustworthy.
garebear61 14
Yeah maybe, but with this little info he is innocent until proven guilty (at least from the perspective of the audience, I can't speak for the girlfriend).