Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night with a numb arm. When I tried to reposition it, it flew crazily and slapped my girlfriend in the face. My girlfriend, who was in a string of abusive relationships, and has severe PTSD. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
She's mad because she's not the girl of your dreams.
oddities 20
Just because she's not speaking to you doesn't mean she won't listen. Let her calm down a little and then explain that you had a nightmare and if you did scream another girl's name, it was probably because something really bad happened to her in the nightmare. If you can't reason with her, well, that's around when couple therapy will help. Usually.
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Comments (80)
titankitty 8
she's making an excuse to break up with you and seem like it fault!
Blurgas 16
My girlfriend gives me shit when "dream me" does something in her dreams that pisses her off/etc. She's fully aware that I am not responsible for what "dream me" does, but she still gives me shit about it
lndala 15
You must really like this girl. Good on you.
Blurgas 16
I do, and it's not like she is giving me serious shit about it, more friendly ribbing
poopface82 25
I tell my wife I am not responsible for anything done while asleep or shortly after waking up. Works every time. (I have a very erratic sleep schedule, so it's more effective for me...but try it.)
XxRedemption3xX 9
You're girl's a bitch. She needs to calm the **** down.
FreeRunn3r 12
sounds like you need to date someone who isn't an over reacting twat.
Abello1209 11
So, she would rather be the girl in your nightmares than be your girlfriend, that is really Stupid
ladybugz23 13
I would be piss off either way probably break up... I do not deal with a cheater. plus cheater will be always cheater
Tannasgh 22
Keep dating her and your life will become a nightmare
imsorryhun 4
Hold up!!! What was the nightmare???
sugarmonster42 7
Run very far from her.