Today, I had a minor outpatient procedure that required sedation. I am not supposed to drive or even be alone for 24 hours. My husband wouldn't take the day off to go with me, and instead of coming home from work, he is at the bar with his coworkers. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband injured his back badly. He's taken three Percocets, because according to him, he knows the dosage better than his doctor, and is demanding that I let him drive himself to work, with no pants on. FML
Today, my husband was supposed to have knee surgery but he wouldn't leave the house because he "got scared" no matter what I and even my mother-in-law tried to do. Now he can't have it for another six months and I took three weeks off work to help him that I can't cancel. FML
Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML
Today, I worked from home and, by coincidence, it was the day that my partner was going away for the weekend with some friends. When one of them picked her up, I noticed that the other friend's husband was going on the trip. So other husbands are invited… but not me. FML
Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML
Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
Today, I'm in hospital after having surgery for a broken leg. I’m maxed out on Endone and still in pain. Work have said that I’m on the roster next week and I’ll be fired if I’m not there. My wife said that she is going to have some "me time" for a few days when I get home from my "holiday". FML
Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML
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spamtastic404 0
do i hear divorce?
itooamscrewed 10
Wow are we married to the same man?
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ShannaBanana17 0
There's a billion other men out there, go find a better one.
Gavik 0
You better start making a pretty good sandwich for when he gets back!
SNOTTYBONES 0
So leave! You are going to get old one day what then? Find someone that cares about you before you are wheelchair bound. Life is to short to be with a person like that. I wouldn't spit on him if he was on fire!!!!
Cristaderzi 0
Ive had to walk home and catch a bus Many times after being released from inpatient after a sui attempt or bout with planning suis! Its called the walk of shame! Try and keep healthy and ya wont have no walks of shame!! Umkay!! Soo Ydi!!!!
ragsy 7
I wonder if the OP is a whiny drama queen and the husband is fed up with her desperate need for attention.
TheReceivingEnd 2
Thank you. This is exactly what I was thinking. "Minor" outpatient procedure doesn't seem like a take off work occasion, especially if they're tight on money, and even more so if the husband is the sole provider for the couple. Doctor's All the people decrying the husband's actions need to consider his side. Not mentioning exactly what the procedure was is sort of skeptical as well. I'm calling whiny wife. YDI.
Cristaderzi 0
Or if shes always bitchin and making fights out of a a grain of sugar!!
saviisneat 0
There is a reason he is at the bar. It's you. Do you not have a mother or father, friend, or other family member who can come to stay by your side? Your husband took vows to honor you and stay with you, but when you put them on a short leash, keep them in the back yard, and make them sit, they get pretty pissed off and independent.
Erindub 0
Ouch thats shitty. I have an ex boyfriend like that.
The_Dreamer 0
First of all, I want you to know that I NEVERRRR comment! So this is a big enough deal to me that I simply HAD to comment. YOU DESERVED IT for marrying such a loser/asshole guy.
JohnnyTheFox 0
Wow I hope you NEVERRRRRRRRR comment again. Get your pea brain the hell out of here.
JohnnyTheFox 0
keywords: "minor outpatient procedure". Boo hoo he can't be next to you every time you stub a toe. Nagging bitch.