Today, I had a minor outpatient procedure that required sedation. I am not supposed to drive or even be alone for 24 hours. My husband wouldn't take the day off to go with me, and instead of coming home from work, he is at the bar with his coworkers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband injured his back badly. He's taken three Percocets, because according to him, he knows the dosage better than his doctor, and is demanding that I let him drive himself to work, with no pants on. FML
Today, my husband was supposed to have knee surgery but he wouldn't leave the house because he "got scared" no matter what I and even my mother-in-law tried to do. Now he can't have it for another six months and I took three weeks off work to help him that I can't cancel. FML
Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML
Today, I worked from home and, by coincidence, it was the day that my partner was going away for the weekend with some friends. When one of them picked her up, I noticed that the other friend's husband was going on the trip. So other husbands are invited… but not me. FML
Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML
Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
Today, I'm in hospital after having surgery for a broken leg. I’m maxed out on Endone and still in pain. Work have said that I’m on the roster next week and I’ll be fired if I’m not there. My wife said that she is going to have some "me time" for a few days when I get home from my "holiday". FML
Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML
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spamtastic404 0
do i hear divorce?
itooamscrewed 10
Wow are we married to the same man?
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blabla12345679 0
Um...CobraMorph, that was a little harsh dont you think. You probably really don't care, and Im fine with that I jsut want to state my opinion. Okay shes having minor surgery, but still its surgery, and did you not read it, it clearly states "I am not supposed to drive or even be alone for 24 hours." so obviously she needed her husband there if shes NOT suppose to be ALONE for 24 hours. Her husband didn't take off from work, but she did fine, but instead of going home to take care of her he went to drink at a bar, hmmmm....yea Im sure she was being very selfish (Sarcastic). Oh and when did it ever say he paid for it, maybe it was her money.
Solano2580 24
And she had nobody else? Maybe the boss made the husband stay, or a co-worker needed someone to talk to about personal shit, we really need more info before pointing fingers.
Rick1969 6
agree with 17 and 64
kiral_fml 2
ydi for not dumping him sooner!
BowlerGirl_18 2
Your husband needs to lol have his priorities checked
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
Too bad you already married that douchebag !
chandlerbelacic 17
You'll be fine jeez I've probably been through worse
bazookajoey 27
He better be sleeping on the couch!
Pinkraincoat 18
Please punch him in the face.
Tawnkat 13
He obviously cares so much... Leave him!
kayayye 22
please divorce him