Today, I had a minor outpatient procedure that required sedation. I am not supposed to drive or even be alone for 24 hours. My husband wouldn't take the day off to go with me, and instead of coming home from work, he is at the bar with his coworkers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband injured his back badly. He's taken three Percocets, because according to him, he knows the dosage better than his doctor, and is demanding that I let him drive himself to work, with no pants on. FML
Today, my husband was supposed to have knee surgery but he wouldn't leave the house because he "got scared" no matter what I and even my mother-in-law tried to do. Now he can't have it for another six months and I took three weeks off work to help him that I can't cancel. FML
Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML
Today, I worked from home and, by coincidence, it was the day that my partner was going away for the weekend with some friends. When one of them picked her up, I noticed that the other friend's husband was going on the trip. So other husbands are invited… but not me. FML
Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML
Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
Today, I'm in hospital after having surgery for a broken leg. I’m maxed out on Endone and still in pain. Work have said that I’m on the roster next week and I’ll be fired if I’m not there. My wife said that she is going to have some "me time" for a few days when I get home from my "holiday". FML
Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML
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spamtastic404 0
do i hear divorce?
itooamscrewed 10
Wow are we married to the same man?
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Comments (74)
lostfaithinpppl 19
YDI for choosing a douche for a husband. Not to late to correct that mistake though.
bittercup 0
Was it an abortion? May be was having trouble dealing with it too.
bluej5 0
WHAT A BASTARD!!!!!
FuzzyWalnuts 0
I highly doubt this is anywhere near the first douche move he's pulled, so I'm gonna go with YDI. Women like you need to wake the **** up and stop chasing assholes when good guys are all over. You may have even pushed a good guy away for this prick.
turdburgers 0
Did you talk to him about it beforehand (not the evening before), and schedule it for when he said he'd be free to spend the day with you? Or did you just spring it on him 5 minutes before?
turdburgers 0
Depends what procedure it was. For example, I wouldn't find someone who'd just had a colonoscopy sexy, and I doubt his friend would either.
perdix 31
Well, you should turdburgers. Someone who has just had a colonoscopy is going to have a super-clean asshole, so if you ever wanted to explore that area, that is your best chance. Also, the sedative leaves you fully conscious, but you are advised that your decision-making ability may be poor. You could really convince the patient to do weird wild stuff.
T4NK 0
Sounds like you picked a real winner, divorce the loser because he clearly doesn't care that much about you!
morgan020 0
that sucks but our husbands mist be related. I had to have a c section with our son and he had taken 2 weeks off to be with me and help me with the new baby since my surgery made some things very difficult but he chose to go fishing with his buddies everyday then got mad at me when I wouldn't take care of his drunk ass when he got home. :) men sometimes suck.
Solano2580 24
So do women, even more so ";)".
jonny2x4 0
Sounds like Hank Hill.