Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
abort abort
Sun_Kissed18 25
Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you
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Vertoule 7
Emo Loser (Parody of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah") There's nothing worse in this world Than emo boys and emo girls Depressing everyone that ever knew ya You cut yourself times the fourth the fifth You fall to the floor we have to lift Your sorry ass of the ground, Emo Loser Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser Heard Fugazi on the radio It made me want to slit my throat Luckly there was no knife at my disposal Otherwise I would be dead Those tunes they fill me up with dread Your pain is so contagious, Emo Loser Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser You really are a sight to see Young boys wearing tight capris Not to mention pounds of black mascara Don’t you know makeup’s for girls While you’re at it adorn yourself in pearls You cross dressing pussy, Emo Loser Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser What do you call an emo kid? Doesn’t matter they’re just gonna cry about it And whine about it writing in his web log In the same entry they will post They lost the one they loved the most You poor pathetic lonely, Emo Loser Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser
SaintJimmy 0
So they are secure enough to wear eyeliner and tight pants, because they know you're just jealous.
DeathShad0 1
Been there. GET OUT NAAOW!
tbbays04 0
Haha I agree that you should make her dump you! But if that doesn't work, family guy is a good plan B.
athos1237 4
Leave, whatever she does is her issue and don't let her pull that crap. Suicide would be her choice and not your fault. 1 less psycho in the world.
ccr69 0
Damn! Definitely break up with her, she won't do it. Do yourself a favor, and **** the shit out of her first! Might as well get a little fun out of her first.
sublime93 0
I second this
FogItNozzel 0
The crazy ones are the best. Keep her.
ElleEnvy 0
She is a crazy one. Most cutters actually are not suicidal, they just do it for the release. Its true tho if you do dump her its her choice you didn't force her to do it.
jessxoxo28 5
haha, ur going out with a crazy girl :P
machete_fml 0
SHE's JOKING dammit or just trying to freak you out freak her out a bit in revenge and you're good to go! (i mean, not leave)
Shlizabeth 0
What a dumb bitch, just break up with her, the world needs less attention-seeking idiots like her anyway.
laurendancer 0
You know they just want help and confort